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                            I am in
                                  Austin!!! 
                              
                            I will be adding
                            photos and stories over the next couple
                            of weeks , now that i have computer
                            access and time.  
                            09/19/2004 
                            Loved it
                            here.  But the money flows like
                            the water here.  I have bought a
                            lot of glass , masks and coffee. 
                            by the way stopping for too much gelato shall
                            hence forth be known as pulling a
                            Sophie.  I agree with her that
                            when you see a place with gelato you
                            should stop cause the minute you decide
                            you want one you cannot find
                            them.  when we came into italy we
                            were searched by the border dudes, they
                            thought i had drugs.  i did not
                            and all they found was dirty underwear
                            and socks.  but they were pretty
                            serious bout the whole thing. 
                            first time i ever had that happen so it
                            was a bit odd.  they kept asking
                            if i had been in amsterdam and i kept
                            saying ci last week.  i think they
                            had short term memory loss. 
                            Stephanie had a
                            fun birthday i think, we had a great
                            meal and when drinking with our
                            waiter.  we went on a gondola ride
                            with cute gondalier. almost got hit by
                            a speed boat , went on a boat trip to
                            the island where they make the glass,
                            morano, and almost goit hit by a really
                            big boat.  are you getting a theme
                            here.....? 
                            the city is
                            cleaner than expected and only smells a
                            little in some areas but not over
                            all.  the food is really
                            good.  the people pretty darn
                            friendly.  we did have grumpy
                            waiter dude the other night but i set
                            him off by ordering a ciante in venice.
                            apparently there is a territory
                            competition thing.  my question is
                            if you don't want me to order it take
                            it off the menu...anyway all the guys
                            running this place were arguing with
                            each other and i think the are just
                            grumpy dudes but they were still nice
                            about it in their own way. 
                            they put egg on
                            the pizzas here, it is a little
                            gross. 
                            well we gotta
                            find a train and a room in Florence ,
                            we go there today! 
                            09/15/2004
                            ish...... 
                            I was able to
                            meet Stephanie's friend Lyle. 
                            Very nice guy, we hung out a little at
                            the local pub where they usually
                            go.  crowded due to football, but
                            also a nice local spot. 
                            I did not
                            however get to see the elusive
                            Thomas.  apparently he came out of
                            his hole, saw his shadow and went back
                            in. i am not sure but i think this
                            means 6 more weeks of golf for
                            switzerland. 
                            we took the
                            scenic glacier express to leave
                            switzerland and come to italy, actually
                            i think it was 4 trains total. 
                            but the scenic one was great. 
                            took a lot of pictures. 
                            did you know the
                            swiss make wine?  there is a
                            reason you didn't , there is a reason
                            they shouldn't.  great alps , bad
                            wine. 
                            i am liking the
                            trains and getting better at figuring
                            the stuff out, should be able to get
                            back to paris ok. 
                              
                            09/13/2004 
                            Actually i am in
                            Basil but this is about
                            Amsterdam. 
                            The train ride
                            was good, I slept part of the
                            way.  The stations are not hard to
                            get around or figure out. 
                            I had two
                            good meals in amsterdam, the rest of
                            the time I was not impressed. I do not
                            think Stephanie was either.  do
                            not go there to eat.  we partied a
                            lot.  i am amazed that i did not
                            get run over by a tram or a bike or a
                            car or all 3.  i could not tell
                            where to look for what.  that and
                            i was pretty drunk a good deal of the
                            time. 
                            went to 3
                            museums.  the vangogh, 200 pieces,
                            fabulous, amazing and they had a manet
                            thing happening also.
                                  the rijks
                                  museum, all the dutch master
                                  works, also some very cool
                                  weapons, you how i like sharp
                                  pointy things.  and the anne
                                  frank house, the steepest stairs
                                  i have ever negotiated, and they
                                  are all pretty steep here. 
                                  all three are worth
                                  seeing. 
                            on to the stuff
                            you REALLY want to know
                            about..... 
                            the red light
                            district is like a movie set, you are
                            not in a real place anymore.  all
                            up andf the the canals and side streets
                            are these buildings with these big
                            windows with this redish pink light
                            glowing out of them.  when you
                            look closer you see it has a woman
                            inside, some in skanty little outfits,
                            some dressed up like nurses or school
                            girls, or business women.  the
                            later have their rooms set up to match
                            the outfit , the former pretty much
                            just have a bed, and maybe a
                            stool.  it is like some wierd
                            spca.  as you walk by they start
                            jumpimg around and yipping at
                            you.  the women in the front
                            street windows are for the most part
                            pretty with good bodies of different
                            types, the back streets women
                            ...well....i don't think they were all
                            women.  to go along with this
                            scene you have all these men moving in
                            packs....like upright walking
                            sharks...circling...and snapping at
                            each other eyes darting about like any
                            minute their mom is going to pop up
                            from behind a bush.  no pun
                            intended...eventually you see one break
                            away from the hurd and go negotiate. at
                            one point we were walking down a street
                            and a door opened, 3 or 4 guys walked
                            out looking very relaxed and one was
                            even whistling. so i guess the service
                            is good.  it is just a weird human
                            behavior thingy.  i did not see
                            any windows with men , instead there
                            were just can't afford these girls, or
                            i need some weed money rode  hard
                            looking fellows that make you offers as
                            you pass.  the window women
                            however seemed to be perfectly
                            interrested in having other women for
                            clients as men. 
                            we also passed
                            by the gay club area and i wish i had
                            asked stephie to take my picture under
                            the cock ring club sign.  it was
                            pretty impressive . this is also
                            something you gotta see to believe ,
                            stragest window shopping you will ever
                            do.  i also want to get some of
                            those light bulbs cause they are really
                            flattering, and work well with glow in
                            the dark underwear. 
                            later that night
                            nearly comatose in a cab i wondered how
                            stephanie was going to get me up the
                            front steps and up to our room. 
                            as it turned out i managed to propel
                            myself forward just long enough to get
                            to my bed.  but it was a very near
                            thing. 
                            amsterdam kicked
                            my ass. 
                            then we took the
                            night train to basil, i LOVED the night
                            train!  we had a deluxe double, i
                            slept up top.  we got a welcome
                            drink, and then went to the club car
                            and got some more drinks and hung out
                            some of the time there and some of the
                            time in the sleeper.  in the club
                            car we met some folks from california
                            and had a fun conversation with a swiss
                            woman named Franziska.  she is a
                            teacher and speaks really good
                            english.  she was traveling with
                            her fella, he is from holland.  we
                            met some really nice folks in amsterdam
                            as well.  so it has been a great
                            trip for getting a glimps at how the
                            world looks from another
                            angle. 
                            i slept like a
                            rock on the train, must be from all
                            that time sleeping on a boats growing
                            up. in the morning we ate breakfast,
                            hurried off the train and left my cane
                            on it.  i might get it back but if
                            i don't , i figure that is kinda what
                            this trip is about so maybe it is
                            fitting.  besides i have not
                            needed it so far.  and i can get
                            one here if that changes.  but i
                            am walking a lot and other than sore
                            feet and muscles i am doing
                            great. 
                            09/10/2004 
                            went to the De
                            Orssay museum and it is way better than
                            the louve.  but that might just be
                            cause their collection was more my
                            taste.  they have a lot of great
                            stuff.  i will eventually have
                            photos... 
                            i have been very
                            interrested in camile claudine, she was
                            rodin's student and mistriss.  i
                            was hoping to see some of her stuff and
                            they had it at the orssey.  you
                            should check out her story it really is
                            heartbreaking. 
                            saw the tower ,
                            i chickened out and only went to the
                            2nd level, it was too dang
                            high. 
                            the book store
                            was fab, i also really liked the folks
                            running it. 
                            i also sun
                            bathed on the quai, what fun! 
                            freaks are very drawn to water i
                            guess. 
                            09/08/2004 
                            i am having fun,
                            their keyboads are different ,
                            bah!  the louvre was fantastic
                            pics later.  i am off to the tower
                            and shakespeare and company
                            today!  the quai is great and the
                            weather is perfect.  i have walked
                            a billion miles but i have had a lot of
                            cafine so you kinda have to walk that
                            off; miss you all: 
                            09/08/2004 
                            too much fun.  i
                                  went out last night for dinner
                                  and got back this morning.hung
                                  out in the latin quarter. saw a
                                  tex mex place and had to know
                                  what they call tex mex, lets just
                                  say.....fajita soup! 
                            wandering down the
                                  street there was a guy in his
                                  late 40s playing guitar.  it
                                  may just be the most beautiful
                                  music i have ever heard.sort of
                                  gypsy flaminco. 
                            later i ended up at a
                                  greek bar ....plates were broken,
                                  tables were danced on and
                                  everyone was family.2 guys
                                  playing guitar and mandolyn, next
                                  thing you know its morning and i
                                  have a bus to catch to
                                  versaille! 
                            the palace was great but
                                  the gardens were incredible.5
                                  americans,2canadians,2arabs and
                                  we all had a good time with each
                                  other. 
                            when we got back i
                                  decided to go hinut down dinner,
                                  as per the norm i got hopelessly
                                  turned around, even with my
                                  compass which has been the best
                                  buy of the trip.  then i
                                  looked down the street and saw
                                  the 2 golden retrievers from my
                                  neighborhood cafe.hazah!! i was
                                  saved. i followed the dogs and
                                  they led me to the cafe, familiar
                                  surroundings , familiar faces in
                                  the man and woman who own them
                                  and the cafe, and a nice glass of
                                  wine.  i stop there every
                                  night before my nap before
                                  heading out for music, we have a
                                  ritual started the first day. the
                                  man asks what madame would like ,
                                  i hang my head and say i have no
                                  idea just bring me something red
                                  and winey, he tells me i am
                                  pathetic and gives me a glass of
                                  wine .  we have a laugh at
                                  my expense which is better each
                                  time, and then they ask where i
                                  have been, again i tell them i
                                  have no idea and i am laughed at
                                  again.  i have traded being
                                  amusing for not being
                                  snubbed. it works out, they
                                  are very nice, you get ignored a
                                  lot here but i think the places
                                  that do not ignore you are all
                                  the nicer for the rareness of
                                  it.  i have been fourtunate
                                  in finding good places with nice
                                  people cause even my bad french
                                  goes blank when the french start
                                  rapid fire talking to me. 
                                  when i told them the dogs saved
                                  me they howled, when i told them
                                  i was 1 block over at the time i
                                  got free wine.  i think when
                                  i leave they will miss me in the
                                  way you miss your favorite commic
                                  in the paper when they stop
                                  writing it.  i am not going
                                  to tell them when i am leaving or
                                  when i am coming back.  when
                                  i come back at the end of the
                                  month i am going to tell them i
                                  got lost and there were no dogs
                                  to save me, i may then tell them
                                  i was 2 blocks over....... 
                                   
                             
                             
                            
                              
                                  
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